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Erasers are for people who make errors.
But a better saying:
Erasers are for people willing to correct their mistakes.
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In life, dont expect anything from anyone.
Because expectation, when not fulfilled, gives you pain.
When you get something without expecting it,
It gives you pleasure.
Keep doing your part
And leave the rest to God.
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Life doesn't provide Warranties & Guarantees.
it only provides possibilities & opportunities
for those who dare to make best use of it!
Good Day!


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When youur fear touches
someones pain, it becomes pity,

when your love touches
someones pain,it becomes compassion


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Don't define ur failure by looking at somebody's Success.
Also don't define ur Success by looking at somebody's failure.
Set ur own targets everyday to break!
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Success is like tip of the tail !!!
If cat runs to catch the tail.
It has to keep running forever.
But if it walks in its own style,tail follows!!
Live life with ur own rules
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The trouble with a rat race
is that even if u win,
u are still a rat.

So always run with lions.
no matter even if u r defeated,
U are still a lion.


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Life gives answer in 3 ways.
It says Yes & gives u what u want,
It says no and gives u something better,
It says wait and gives u the Best!
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Lucky means who get the opportunity.
Brilliant means who create the opportunity.
Winner means who use the opportunity.
Be a winner always.


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When GOD takes away
something from your hand,
dont think He's punishing u.
he is merely emptying ur hand,
for u 2 receive something better.
Have Faith!!!


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