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:: acha model mil jata Message : |
Shaadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota, hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:
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:: Shaadi ke pehle Message : |
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi...
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi.
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:: Shaadi ke pehle Message : |
Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai...
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha.
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:: Kuch Kuch Hota Hai Message : |
Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai...
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai.
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:: Maine Pyar Kiya Message : |
Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
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:: kab uski baari aayegi Message : |
sochti thi kab hogi uski shaadi, kab honge unke ghar barati, kab honge sang uske sajna, kab chhodegi wo apna angna, kab uski baari aayegi, kab wo apne naye ghar apni sasural jayegi.
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:: sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar Message : |
sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar or kab wo sarmayegi,
chand ki trah hogi uski surat, jab wo apna ghoonght uthwayegi.
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:: What's hypnotism Message : |
Pati: What's hypnotism?
Patni: Kisi ko apne vash mein kar K us se man chaha kaam karwana.
Pati: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi kehte hein.
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:: Shaadi k pehle: Darling Message : |
Shaadi k pehle: Darling!! tum nahi to mai nahi... tum nahi to kuchh nahi.
Shaadi k baad: mai nahi to tum nahi... tum nahi to sab kuchh hai!
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:: Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge Message : |
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge.
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki sab Sukhi HoJayenge..
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:: Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Message : |
Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ? . . . . Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh Main Jao Na Jao
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Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)
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:: One time a man asked Hazrat Ali (A.S) Message : |
One time a man asked Hazrat Ali (A.S) "show me ALLAH if HE exist" He replied: "Look at the Sun" Man replied: "I can't see, bcz the rays hurt my eyes" Hazrat Ali said "If you can't look at the creation, then how will you be able to look at the CREATOR?''
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:: Abhi B waqt hai BHAAG ja@ Message : |
Teacher: Shadi k waqt DULHEY ko ghorey par Q bithaya jata hai..? Student: Last warning di jati hai k.. Abhi B waqt hai BHAAG ja@
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:: Taras Ata Hai Mujhe Apni Masoom c Palko Per Message : |
Taras Ata Hai Mujhe Apni Masoom c Palko Per Jab Wo Bheeg K Kehti HEn K Hum Se Ab kisi or ki shadi ka card parha Nhi Jata. (,") Ammi bs <))> ab bhut hogya.
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