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:: coming soon    
Message : Sardar SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Aik din aik sardar ki apne baap se larrai ho gae.
Osne baap ki photo qabrastan main aik tree per laga di aur os k neeche likh dia

"coming soon"




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:: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi    
Message : Sardar SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main Subah Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen B Nahi Dekh Sakta..
Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi..




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:: Hi darling kya mujse shadi krogi    
Message : Sardar SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Sardar proposing a girl.. Hi darling kya mujse shadi krogi.
Girl.. Tameez se bat kro ...
Aslam.o.Alaikum Baji kya mujse shadi krogi.




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:: Apni BEHEN Ko Le Aaya    
Message : Sardar SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Thi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai Sy Kaha
"Jao Sister Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab Se Apni BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->
 




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:: oper wali darrh ko keera kha rha he    
Message : Sardar SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Mariz:Mere oper wali darrh ko keera kha rha he

Sardar Dr. ne neche wali daarh nikal di

Mariz: Janab oper wali ko kha rha tha

Sardar Dr.: neche wali pe khara ho k khata tha




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:: "OK ! Thank You"    
Message : Sardar SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

§ardar Made A Call To Airport & Asked:

"How Long Is The Journey From Punjab To America?"

Receptionist:
One Second Sir.

§ardar:
"OK ! Thank You"




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:: Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!    
Message : Sardar SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

1 srdar ji khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha
Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hain?
Srdrji: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!




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:: Boys Have Good Imagination    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination




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:: oo jee meri ankh 8 buje khulti hai    
Message : Sardar SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Sardar to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 buje karta hon & poty 7 buje"
Docter:"tu es mein problem kya hai"?
Sardar :"oo jee meri ankh 8 buje khulti hai"




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:: pass the custard you bastard    
Message : Sardar SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard




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:: O Khocha, esa karo Hamara Sussar de do:    
Message : Sardar SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Sardar Pathan se:
Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hy, koi sasti or achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon

Pathan:
O Khocha, esa karo Hamara Sussar de do:-D


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:: 1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki    
Message : Sardar SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".....


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:: All were born on Government Holidays    
Message : Sardar SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gaandhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???

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Sardar replied:






"All were born on Government Holidays".


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:: Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Gi    
Message : Sardar SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:

O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,

Sardar Ji: Oye! Dil Bara Ker Yaar,

Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Gi... :-) :-)


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:: Aisa Kar Sardiyon Men Sasti Baraf Le    
Message : Sardar SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

1st Sardar:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Men Zyada Munaafa Ho?
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2nd Sardar:
Aisa Kar Sardiyon Men Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Men Baich Dey.. :-)


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:: A man jumpd in    
Message : Sardar SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

A man jumpd in water&didnt cum out
Anothr man jumpd in the watr & didnt cum out
A sardar watching frm a distance concluded dat
"human beings r soluble in water"


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:: Sardar & Pathan:    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Sardar & Pathan:

Olympic ke Race Dekh Rahy Thy

Pathan: Yah Kya Ho Raha Hai

Sardar: 1st Aany Waly Ko Price Mily Ga

Pathan: Kocha Magar Yah Sab Log Ku Bhag Raha Hai...!



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:: Stupid...Every Year    
Message : Sardar SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Interviewer:What is your birth date?
Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!
;-)


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:: SARDAR BACHPAN VICH    
Message : Sardar SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Sardar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna painda...


Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?


Sardar: Jadoun gal hi nahi suni tay fir ki dasaan.




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:: Srdar got new job    
Message : Sardar SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Srdar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae


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:: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di    
Message : Sardar SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?

sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.


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:: Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.    
Message : Sardar SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)


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:: Girlfriend to Sardar:    
Message : Sardar SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Girlfriend to Sardar: Tum to bas apne kam mein lage rehte ho. Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhein?

Sardar: Oye! Pyar krne wale kisi ki parwah nahi kerte!




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:: Main CPU hoon    
Message : Sardar SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.

Sardar: tuM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola: Main CPU hoon... =P


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:: Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai    
Message : Sardar SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

She Is Kidding...

Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...




"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->


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60 Messages Sardar SMS(3 pag.)