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:: I am a 9 letter word    
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Total votes message : 1
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I am a thing Teachers hate me cow likes me monkey eats me.
I am a 9 letter word

_0_ _ m_ _ y_

What am i?




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:: one word puzzle sms    
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one word puzzle sms

A rich man needs _____.
A poor man has _____.
If u eat _____ u die!

Only one word fits in all the 3 blanks!




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:: Aik larka aur aik larki..    
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Total votes message : 1
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Aik larka aur aik larki..
Na wo pati patni..
Na wo behn bhai..
Larki ki susar larkai k susar ka baap hai..
To larki aur larkai ka kia rishta howa??


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:: Blackmail:    
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Total votes message : 1
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Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."


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:: What do the military do in a civil war ?    
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Total votes message : 1
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What do the military do in a civil war ?


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:: Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?    
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Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?


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:: no men no women    
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Total votes message : 1
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no men no women

no women no love

no love no sex

no sex no children

no children no school

no school no homework

no homework no problems!




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:: If all the boys lived on the    
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Total votes message : 1
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If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea,

what a good swimmer I would be ?




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:: What is the velocity of the darkness ?    
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Total votes message : 1
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What is the velocity of the darkness ?


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:: How do frogs die ?    
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Total votes message : 1
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How do frogs die ?

 

They Ker-mit suicide.




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:: Why is a false eye made of glass?    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Why is a false eye made of glass?

 

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To look through.




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:: What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?    
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What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?


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:: Everyone makes a draft first!!!    
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Total votes message : 1
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Why did God create the man first and only then the woman?

 

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Everyone makes a draft first!!!




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:: Why do we call apartements    
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Total votes message : 1
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Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?


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:: Why are men like a toothbrush?    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Why are men like a toothbrush?

 

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They are useless without handle.




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:: why do fish not have arms and legs ?    
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Total votes message : 1
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When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs,

 

 

why do fish not have arms and legs ?




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:: What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?    
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What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?


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:: Why are men like sperm cells?    
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Total votes message : 1
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Why are men like sperm cells?

 

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Only one out of a million is useful.




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:: What whish would stars make    
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What whish would stars make

 

when they saw falling people.?




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:: One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce,    
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One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?


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:: Why are men like snails?    
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Total votes message : 1
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Why are men like snails?

 

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They have horns,

they slobber and they trudge along,

and above all,

they think the house is theirs.




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:: would you visit me between the holidays?    
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Total votes message : 1
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If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas,

would you visit me between the holidays?




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:: What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?    
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Total votes message : 1
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What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?

 

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You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!




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:: What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a gi    
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Total votes message : 1
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What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ?

 

.....a girl...

 

 

there is an example in front of him




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:: Why do women have legs ?    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Why do women have legs ?

 

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Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.




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48 Messages Riddle SMS(2 pag.)