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:: 1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa lagaJese khana kharab,Jese total azaab,Jesey Aadi faqeer,Jesay murda zameer,Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,Jese bijli ka taarJese khanjar ki dhaar,Jesey dozakh ki aag,Jesey zehrila naag,Jese garmi ki dhoopJese shetan ka roop.


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:: Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Zardari ka Farman,Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,Khatam karo musalman,Dollar hai apna Eman,Or Bush hai Abba jaan,


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:: Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai,Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,Ab photi Qismat hamari hai,Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,


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:: Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko gali    
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Total votes message : 1
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1 anokhi duaAapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,Shohrat itni milay jitni "BB" ko miliHealth aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA koORAapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k


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:: Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!=Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula diaSocha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,=Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia


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:: BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Asif zardari ne Islmabad menNawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pior Nawaz Sharif ne kaha kjudge kub bahal hongay?to Zardari ne kaha.....BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!


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:: Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya,    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya,Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay.:D


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:: Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaal    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

1 Anokhi DuaAap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaanâ?¦Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se hayaAapko GEO jesa sabar mileyShorat itni mile jini â?oBBâ? ko miliHealth aesi mile jese SANGEETA koâ?¦orAap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke


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:: Devils went to Court to Prove    
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Total votes message : 1
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Devils went to Court to Provethat he is The Most,Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,Yaar ye ALTAF BHAI kon hai?


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:: press conference ker raha tha.    
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Total votes message : 1
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KidPidDidSidFidWidLidGidHidJidSidMidPidVidLidQidPareshan nahi ho,ye chaudhry shujatpress conference ker raha tha.


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:: Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen,    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen,Ab new quomi taranaMusharraf sir zameen shad baad,Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad,Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan,Arz-e-Musharafstan,Shad bad opposition sari barbad,Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam,atay, gas, bijli ka bohran,Qoum mulk saltant,choudhry paindabad,shad baad,shukat aziz mulk say farar,parcham-e-sitara-e-hilal,Khun main runga sara saal,Bhol apna mazi shan-e-haal,khudkash bombar phir hai tayar,Musharaf hokumat ko aye na zawal


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:: Considering his achievements    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Considering his achievementsof creating shortage ofwheatgaspowersugarwaterMusharaf has been giventhe title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!


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:: "Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Mushraf ki niyat"Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.6 rocket fire farz.Wasty bUSH uncle k.Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf"


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:: Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto"Dard-e-bhutto""Dard-e-bhutto"Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,hui thi wo election main khari,,na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,Dil main hay mere""Dard-e-Bhutto""""Dard-e-Bhutto""ha koi muqabla karne wala


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:: Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.The higher up you go,the scarcer it becomes.


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:: should go into politics so that he can    
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A promising young manshould go into politics so that he cango on promising for the rest of his life.


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:: your enemies can't hurt you,    
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Total votes message : 1
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In politics,your enemies can't hurt you,but your friends will kill you.


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:: report the facts.    
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Total votes message : 1
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I don't make jokes.I just watch thegovernmentandreport the facts.


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:: who do not vote.    
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Total votes message : 1
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Bad officialsare electedbygood citizenswho do not vote.


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:: Politics is the art of looking for trouble    
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Total votes message : 1
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,finding it whether it exists or not,diagnosing it incorrectly,and applying the wrong remedy.


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:: Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too lo    
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Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, hasbeen concerned withright or leftinstead ofright or wrong.


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:: We have plenty of Confidence in this country,    
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Total votes message : 1
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We have plenty of Confidence in this country,but we are a little short of good mento place our Confidence in. -WillRogers


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:: I offer my opponents a bargain:    
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Total votes message : 1
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I offer my opponents a bargain:if they will stop telling lies about us,I will stop telling the truth about them.


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:: for the sake of their principles;    
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Some men change their partyfor the sake of their principles;others change their principlesfor the sake of their party.


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:: today is a pollution of democracy.    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

The flood of moneythat gushes into politicstoday is a pollution of democracy.


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37 Messages Politics SMS(2 pag.)