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:: Boy friend is fun    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.




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:: If marriages are made in heaven    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!




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:: Before marriage    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you.

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don't come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,




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:: What a married man says after    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.


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:: Because married men are more obedient.    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.




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:: Only true friends stand by u    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.


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:: Remember your wife birthday    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife's birthday
is 2 forget it once


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:: One day a man inserted    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

One day a man inserted
an 'advertisement' in the
local classifieds: "Wife wanted".

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."




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:: A little kid asks his Dad,    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

A little kid asks his Dad,
"Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"

"No idea," replied the Father,
"I'm still paying for it."




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:: What was the first thing    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?"
Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"

Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
Witness: "My name is Susan."




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:: Grooms, once you marry,    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: "Yes dear"


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:: Some people ask the secret    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.




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:: allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistak


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:: Marriage is like going to    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you"d ordered that...


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:: Before Marriage    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don't even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I'm not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage.
Now simply read from bottom to top




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:: Why do we all marry?    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.


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:: First marriage is the triumph of    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience




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:: Man needs a poison    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can't sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn't knew u had a prescription.




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:: The Equation of Marriage:    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!




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:: True relatives always    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!




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:: I was a fool when I married you.    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.


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:: A good marriage would be between    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne




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:: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!




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:: A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!


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:: Telling a lie is    
Message : Marriage SMS
Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man




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36 Messages Marriage SMS(2 pag.)