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:: Women live a better, longer & peaceful life    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple.
A woman does not have a wife..!!!


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:: To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho??    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho??


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:: Wife came home with a goat    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"


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:: Husband wife mein larai hoi    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D




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:: Man: Sir, my wife is missing    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha


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:: Husband to a newly wed wife    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.


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:: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.


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:: judge:why did u shoot ur wife    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.




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:: Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!




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:: How woman calls their husband in first 6 years    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?


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:: Main her haftay tumhe change karta    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta


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:: Tofani barish mein rat ko    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?


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:: Sardar ki wife inspecter se!    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)




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:: 1 horror movie dekhi    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki


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:: Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha

Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai




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:: Last night was my fault    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
"what's on the TV?"
and ... I said, "dust!"


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:: Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain


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:: Husband:u will never succeed    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.


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:: Than we met    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.


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:: Kal Weekend Hai Main Relax Karna Chata Hun    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Husband: Kal Weekend Hai Main Relax Karna Chata Hun Isliay 3 Movie Tickets Laya Hun.
wife: 3 Q Hum To 2 Hain?
Husband: Ek Tumara Or Baqi 2 Tumharay Ami Abu k.


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:: Shoher apni BV say    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Shoher apni BV say,
"wo daikho larki mjay smile de rahi hai"
BV,"smile nai de rahi,jab maine bhi apko pehli bar daikha tha to meri bhi hansi nikal gai thi."


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:: Husbnd : Kya Tum ne Muje KUTTA Kaha?    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Husbnd : Kya Tum ne Muje KUTTA Kaha?

Nhi...




Husbnd ne pher poocha,

Nhi...






Pher poocha,

Wife : Nahi Kaha na,
Plz Ab Bhonkna Band Karo ;-)


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:: TO MAKE A WIFE HAPPY,    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

TO MAKE A WIFE HAPPY,

A HUSBAND"ONLY"HAS TO BE:
.A Friend
.Companion
.Lover
.Driver
.Electrician
.Plumber
.Mechanic
.Decorator
.Listener
.Organizer
.Sympathetic
.Warm
.Attentive
.Funny
.Understanding
.Tolerant
.Truthful
.Passionate
.Honest
.

.
But
TO MAKE A HUSBAND HAPPY?

just leave him ALONE..!




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:: Kyun K Aurat Ki "Biwi" Nahi Hoti.    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00


Aurat Ki Zindagi Lambi
Hansti Muskurati
Aur
Tension Se Aazad Q Hoti Hy??

Very Simple


Kyun K Aurat Ki "Biwi" Nahi Hoti.


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:: Apni Biwi Ko 100% Apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milt    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Apni Biwi Ko 100% Apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milta Hai

Dusre Ki Biwi Ko 20% Kamai Dene Pe 100% Sukh Milta Hai



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63 Messages HUSBAND & Wife SMS(3 pag.)