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:: buss kal se parhai start karunga    
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Total votes message : 1
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Q:Wo konsi ek baat hai jo hazaroon saal pehle bhi students kehte the,aj bhi kehte hain or qayamat tak kahengay ?
A:"buss kal se parhai start karunga'




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:: Thakur ye mobile hum ko de de    
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Gabbar: Thakur ye mobile hum ko de de!!
Thakur: Dekh yaar hath-pair ka mazak thik hai,
Mobile se mazak nahi..
Facebook chalu hai aur basanti online.




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:: Aj tu nahe ya me nahe    
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*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe...
*Love after Marriage*
"baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
 




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:: An American Doctor got Heart attack    
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Total votes message : 1
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At a bus stand in Lahore, An American Doctor got Heart attack after reading a Book's Name:
How to Become a DOCTOR in 30 Days.' Rs. 150/-




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:: bijli ki tarha kaam karna    
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Total votes message : 1
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Malik naukar sy-
yeh tum jub bhi kisi kaam sey jaaty ho
to 2-3 ghanty tak waapis q nahi aaty ho?
kahan mar jaty ho?
Naukar-
sahab ji aap ney hi to kaha tha
k bijli ki tarha kaam karna




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:: Pyar to humein bhi karna tha    
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Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke.
loan pass nahi hua...




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:: A Girl Updated Her Status On Facebook    
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Total votes message : 1
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A Girl Updated Her Status On Facebook:
":(("
1st Boy Commented:
What Happened Babes? Am Therefor You ?
She Blocked Him
2nd Boy Commeted:
Aawww My Baby, I Love You...
Please Don't Cry.. 
She Blocked Him Too..
3rd Boy Commeted:
Hat Be..
Jab Dekho Roti Rehti Hai Facebook Pe..
She Blocked Him To.
4th Boy Commented:
What Happened Dear?
Can I Help U In Anyway
She Commented Back
Yes Bro.
Let Me Know You Via Inbox.
This Time..
The Boy Blocked Her.




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:: Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun    
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Total votes message : 1
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Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,


Kitna Paisa Lagega?


Banta : Kuch B Nahi


Santa : Kaise?


Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte






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:: Garmiya Aa Gyi Hen Apne    
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Total votes message : 1
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Garmiya Aa Gyi Hen Apne
Sar Par Gila or Thanda
Kapra Rakhna
Dimagh par Suraj Ki Aag
Mat Parhne Dena.
Q K
BHOOSA JALDI AAG PAKARTA
HAI.




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:: main paper banany waly pe    
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sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha
Teacher: Paper main hath ki diagram ka koi question nhi
sardar:main paper banany waly pe lanat bhej rha hun..




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:: ALL CARDS ACCEPTED    
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Total votes message : 1
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waiter: ur bill sir.
boy: take my card
waiter: but sir this is student card
boy: tu phir baher kya mazaak me likha hy
ALL CARDS ACCEPTED
 




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:: Qasam se TUM bohat khubsurat ho,    
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Total votes message : 1
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Qasam se TUM bohat khubsurat ho,
Dunya ki nazar se khud ko bacha lo!
kajal ka teeka to Tumhare lye kam hoga,
Ek Roti wala tawa apne Gallay me latka lo...




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:: Kya Apke Toothpaste me Namak Hy?    
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Total votes message : 1
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Kya Apke Toothpaste me Namak Hy?
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Agr han to Thori Haldi,Mirch aur Imli dal k Chatni Q nhi Bana Lete??
Brush k sath lunch bhi Ho Jaega:-P




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:: From a womans point of view    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00


From a womans point of view; -

The most perfect man in the world is her father  -
The most abused husband in the world is her brother :p -
The most handsome man in the world is her son  -
The luckiest and happiest man in the world is her sister's husband  -
The most thankful man in the world is her son in law :-] -
And the worst, most selfish, heartless, total jerk and

the man with worst behavior in the world is her husband..:-D




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:: Arab newly-wed went on honymoon to London.    
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Total votes message : 1
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Arab newly-wed went on honymoon to London.
1 day in the hotel room, the husband heard his wife scream, "Far! Faaaarrrr!"
(which is the Arabic word for mouse).
He wantd to inform Room Service but didnt know what the Eng word for "faar" is
Husband: Hello, room service? Room service: Yes sir, how can I help you?
Husband: Mmmm.:> You know Tom & Jerry?
Room Service: Yes sir, I know Tom & Jerry.
Husband: Yalla Habeebi, Jerry is here
 




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:: Teacher: Rony if 2 and 2 makes    
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Teacher: Rony if 2 and 2 makes
four how is 4 & 4?
Student: This is not fair
teacher, you always do the
easy ones and leave the hard ones for me.




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:: "dil se dil mila lo",    
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Total votes message : 1
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"dil se dil mila lo",
Jab Pahonche Ghar pe Unke Tu Maa Ko Darwaze par paya,
Kehna tha kuch aur aur kehne lage,
Aunty Agar Koi Chota Bacha hu Tu "Polio Di Dua Pila Lo".




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:: Mere Patlay Jism Ko Kamzor Na Smajh    
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Mere Patlay Jism Ko Kamzor Na Smajh

Dost

Agr Ma Aashiq Na Hota

To Aj John Cena Hota




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:: Dost Ghurbat Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gaya    
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Total votes message : 1
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Dost Ghurbat Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gaya
Daketi Karne 1 Bank Gaya Or Kaha

Arz Hai
Takdir Me Jo Hai Wohi Milega,

Handsup,Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega..:-D




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:: ONE DAY SANTA WAS CRYING.    
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ONE DAY SANTA WAS CRYING.

BANTA ASKED HIM WHY ARE YOU CRYING .

HE ANSWERED I HAVE ONLY ONE BROTHER BUT MY
SISTER HAS TWO




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:: May your plate of life be always    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

May your plate of life be always
full of juicy kababs & tikas,
topped with the chutney of happiness.
With best Eid wishes,
Happy EID!




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:: Santa Banta    
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Santa : yaar Biwi ki aadi tedi bate sun sunke mera man aisa karta he, ke use chhat se niche fenk duu
par me aisa nahi kar sakta
banta : kyo bhai ?? wo jyada hi moti he kya???
Santa : Nahi yaar , Sochta hu ki Agar wo chudeil bach gayi to mera kya hoga :O :p




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:: Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge.




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:: A,B,C se shuru hone wala ek sentence batao..    
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Teacher: A,B,C se shuru hone wala ek sentence
batao..
Student: Sir. .??
Teacher: Batao ghabraao nahin..
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Student: 'A'apki 'B'eti 'C'haahiye.. :P




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:: Why I Hate C.I.D :(    
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Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...




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