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torke mikhast bere tunes, natunest. vali belakhare tunest!
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bad mikhast bargarde az tunes, amma dige natunest!

endegi kutahtar az an ast ke be khosumat bogzarad va ghalbha

geramitar az anand ke beshkanand.

farda tolu khahad kard, hata agar ma nabashim.
pas biaeid karte sukhteman ra be yekdigar bedahim!

un chiye ke avalesh manam, badesh toie, akharesham zabune?
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khub fekr kon
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yekam bishtar fekr kon
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golgav zabune dige!

sad bar badi kardi o didi samarash ra -

niki che badi dasht ke yek bar nakardi
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anjoman hemayat az niki karimi

miduni
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hal mide ba to raft mahigiri
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miduni chera?
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chon hich kas be andazeye to KERM nadare.!!!

momen agar momen bud, sar az sojde bar nemidasht!

ravabet omumiye hozeye moghavemate basije ghazvin

tu in zamune adama bayad hezarta kun bedan ta

kareshun rah biofte. toro khoda age kari dashti zang bezan!

torke mire sarbazi.
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donbale chi migardi?
torke nistesh,rafte sarbazi!

in sib, behtarin sib, shekle sib, sare sib, kar sib,

gozashtane sib, ye sib,

bacheye sib, dustdashtanie!!! sib.

hala "sib" ra hazf kon va text ra 2bare bekhun.

3 kas ra shenidam ke kardan ravast;
yeki anke lengash hamishe havast.
2vom an kas ke shabihe shomast.
3vom an kas ke dar fekre pasokh be mast.
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ba salam moshtareke aziz;
khoshhalim be etelae shoma beresanim ke mobile

shoma be modate 10 daghighe dar halate vibre gharar migirad.

gushi ra dar kunetan gharar dade va az service fogh lezat bebarid!

kash anar budam o abam ra mikhordi
kash aftabgardan budam o tokhmam ra mikhordi
hala ke hichkodam nistam bia *iram ra bokhor!

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khastam barayat hediyei befrestam;
gol goft: mara befrest ke khoshhalash konam.
khar goft: mara befrest ta dar chashme doshmananash foru ravam.
sharm goft: mara befrest ta dar delash ab shavam.
nagahan *ir sokutam ra shekast va goft:

mara befrest ta kunash ra pareh konam!

"kuno ghavamin bel ghesm" yani che?
1.be aghvamet be mosavat kun bedeh
2.gheste kune aghvamet ro bedeh
3.ghesti kun nadeh
4.kuni, bia be moasese ghavamin ghesto bedeh!

kamarbande shalvare shoma,

zamene salamatie kune shomast!

ravabet umumie shahrdari ghazvin.

az edareye gaz mozahemetun misham;

mikhastam bebinam mitunam ye gaz az labatun begiram!?

kheili negaranet shodam; chand daghighe pish police 110 elam

karde ke yek jasadi ba kune pareh peyda shode,

mikhastam bebinam to nisti?

bebakhshid bad moghe mozahem shodam,

mikhastam bebinam to miduni:
gave hasan ke na shir dare na pestun,

chejuri shiresho bordan hendestun!?

marda 4 daste hastand:
1)ZZ: zan zalil
2)ZSH: zan shahid
3)ZH: zan halak
4)ZZZ: zer mizanan ke zan zalil nistan

un chie ke topole, khosh maze ast, rush mu dare, tush khise,

ageh bekhorish abesh yekam shur mizane. age gofti?
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fekre anchenani nakon sheitun, nargileh!!!

khoshk mire tu, khis dar miad; seft mire tu,

shol dar miad; birang mire tu, ghermez dar miad;

sard mire tu, dagh dar miad;

mareke ast, chaye kisei golestan!

age in sms o khundi, yani dusam dari.
age pak kony, asheghami.
age javab bedi, divunami.
age javab nadi, yani mano mikhay.
hala chikar mikoni?

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didi belakhare zabane ordakaro yad gerefti! farda zabane meymunaro kar mikonim.

na rusari, na tusari, hokumate dust-pesari!