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:: Wats d height of hope??    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"




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:: eXams are there,    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!


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:: 3 sardar after exam    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p




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:: Congratulations!    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com


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:: Itne kum marks..??    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay.!!




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:: Har sawal say dut ker larna,    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.




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:: Human brain is the most    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.


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:: To be a "Good professional",    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

To be a "Good professional",
always start to study late for "Exams".
Because it teaches how to manage "Time"
and tackle "Emergencies"!!




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:: My nights are going sleepless,    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
"is this love?"
GOD replied,
"no dear, result is near"


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:: Kehdo un parhne walon se,    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,




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:: Yahoooooo..!!!!    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Yahoooooo..!!!!

Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

(';')

Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card

Sub tayyar hay,

Ab bus..

Parhna baqi hay :p




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:: Hum jeete EK bar hai,    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???


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:: koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)




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:: Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain


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:: Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?


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:: Exams ka saya hai,    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!




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:: To accomplish great things,    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.




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:: Exams are like Girl friends    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!:D


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:: A student grabbed a coin,    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study:p




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:: It takes 15 trees to    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.




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:: EXam's song by Munna bhai:    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

EXam's song by Munna bhai:

"Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.




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:: Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega.    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega.
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega.

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo.
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??




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:: Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!




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:: Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha




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:: Rain of summer, snow of winter,    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best


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49 Messages Exam SMS(2 pag.)