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:: BIKE HOLDER MUST CAREFUL    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

BIKE HOLDER MUST CAREFUL FROM DUMPER,TRUCK & BUSES OF PHATANS DUE TO  THREATED OF PHATAN.
PLZ MUST SPREAD TO OTHERS


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:: Shahrukh ke new film    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Shahrukh ke new film rab ne bana de jordi ka ganna(hule hule)bilkul mat sunna kyun ke us mey aek line hai(rab da ve koi rab tu hu ga)jabkey mazhab islam mey es baat ko sirk\\\\gunnah or is movi ka aik aur gana tujhmay rab dikhta hai ye bhi kufraya kalmaat hay plz jetna zayda hu sakey es msg ko spread karo..


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:: Shahruk ki new film.    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Shahruk ki new film.
RAB NE BANA DI JORHI ka gana-
Hule hule mat sunna Q K us me 1line hai RAB DA VE KOI RAB TU HO GA .K mazhab islaam me is baat ko shirk\\\\gunnah or is movi ka ek or gana (tujh me rab dikhta hai) ye b kufrya kalmaat hai  plz jitna zyada ho sakey is msg ko spread karen.
Thnx.


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:: Tamam Muslims se rquest    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

"Touheen-e-Risaalat per Mabni INDIA ke News Papers or 1chanel (sun tv) pr b "HUZOOR SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WASALLAM" k Behuda Khake banay Hen (NAUZUBILLAH)
Tamam Muslims se rquest h k INDIAN ChanEls ka Bycott Kren Or Is MsG ko Itna Phelao k MEDIA Or Hamari Hukomat Action le,
NABI PAK ki uMat ho k Kya ap itna nhi kr sakte.Frwd 2 all




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:: Jise Aap Pyar Nahi Karte    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Sawal:
Agar ApSe Wo Insan
      "I LOVE U"
Kahe Jise Aap Pyar Nahi Karte

To Kis Tarha Aap Usay KahoGe K UsKa Dil Bhi Na Tutay.
Reply must i m wating




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:: HOSLA RAKHNA    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Khzan kab tak rakhy gi darkhtun ko bay Samar''

Gozar he jaye gi ye Roht bhy HOSLA RKHNA'




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:: Ghurbat ki waja se    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Ghurbat
Ki Waja Se
Kisi Ko Faqeer Mat Samjho
Q
K


Uska"RAB"
Bhi Wohi Hay
Jo
AapKa hai
Wo Ye Sub
Usay ATAA
kar Sakta
OR
Aap Se
"chEAN  SAkta hay'




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:: JUN ELIA NAY KAHA    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Jo Haqikat hay us haqikat se\\\\"
dur mat jayo lot bh ayo,
ho gaeen phr kisi khyal men gom,
Tom meri aadten na apnayo?




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:: Muslims!Plz don't eat LAYS    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

AOA Muslims! Plz don't eat LAYS chips because it's not HALAL. U'll find

food code E631 printed. Its PIG FAT.Type "E631 Pig Fat" in google n get

proof.Firstly apny liy niat kary n Frwd it to as many muslims as u can ta k

muslims ko haram khany n Pig k asrat aany ko roka ja saky.Make ur contribution




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:: Never break four things in your life    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Never break four things in your life:
Trust ..
Promise ..
Relation ..
&
Heart ..
because when they r brkn they dont make noise
but pain a lot ..




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:: The Journey of LIFE is travelled only once!    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

The Journey of LIFE is travelled only once!
So,
Make TAUBA for Past,
SHUKR for Present
&
DUA 4 the Future
Bcuz Dua is the Only Element that Changes TAQDEER....




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:: Don't even think of these 2.    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

If u want 2 b happy 4 a short tym, GET DRUNK
If u want 2 b happy 4 a long tym, FALL IN LOV3
But if you want to be Happy forever,
Don't even think of these 2.




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:: Barson se Tere shehr se guzra Nhi hoon main    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Barson se Tere shehr se guzra Nhi hoon main,

Lekn Tere kheyal se bichra Nhi hoon main,

mujh ko qadm qadm pe mili haar ki soghaa'

ye mera hosla he k toota Nhi hoon main,

Shabnm ko dekhna he to dil ki nazar se dekh'

Main aik talkh sach hoon dhoka Nhi hoon main..




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:: Aik khubsoorat jumla.    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Aik khubsoorat jumla.
Zindagi Se Jo Bhi Behtar Se Behtar Le Sako Le Lo
Qk
Jab Zindagi Lena Shuru Karegi To Aapki Aakhiri Saans Bhi Le Legi.




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:: "NM L RZ"    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00


Pasand s ko nh kr j
dny mi sb se ziyd
khub$urt h...
lk pasand s ko kr j
tmhr zindagi k khub$urt
na dy~tanha




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:: Please remind me 2    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Please remind me 2
remind U about reminding me
to send U this reminder that
reminds me of reminding U that
U never have to remind me
2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO




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:: Don't waste a single moment in ur life.    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Don't waste a single moment in ur life.
Be simple but look stylish
Be tough but look soft
Be tensed but look cool
Be a beginner but look winner.
Thats the way of life
Life has no pause buttons!
Dreams have no expiry date!
Time has no holiday!
So,
Don't waste a single moment in ur life.
Live it.!




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:: Hamesha Yehi Soch k Geo.!    
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Total votes message : 1
Score message : 5.00

Hamesha Yehi Soch k Geo.!
K Mere RAB Ne Mujhe Bohot Kuch Diya Hai,
Agar Wo Mujhe Mere Aamaal K Barabar Deta,
To Mere Pas aaj Kuch B Na Hota.




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